what am i doing

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what am i doing

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UNDERGOING A THEME CHANGE!! PLEASE BEAR WITH ME :) destination: procrastination. i have and and counting since wednesday 11 july 2012. I track the tags walkslikejesus and racheln

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy, via hollythegingerunicorn)

dimexochanxo:

whosolow:

drizzisnotondrugs:

jthauser:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

Hahaha.

Lmao my man so calmly smoking his jack

Me Giving Fucks 

oh gosh hell no

dimexochanxo:

whosolow:

drizzisnotondrugs:

jthauser:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

Hahaha.

Lmao my man so calmly smoking his jack

Me Giving Fucks 

oh gosh hell no

(Source: deadmutation, via the-fires-of-a-thousand-suns)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via paintbrushstrokes)

ggaga:

playlist for the day

  1. i don’t care - apocalyptica
  2. really don’t care - demi lovato
  3. i don’t care - fall out boy
  4. i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
  5. i don’t care - 2ne1
  6. i don’t care about you - cody johnson
  7. we don’t care - kanye west
  8. i don’t care anymore - phil collins

(via bushravii)

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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(via medusaatyourservice)

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

(via fading-pastel)

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

(via ariizona)

(Source: smokingjointswithmileycyrus, via dancing-stormtroopers)

strklr:

boys in crop tops 2014

strklr:

boys in crop tops 2014

(via lost-soul-in-paradise)

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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(via thatiswrong)

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

(via sarcasm-is-myonly-defense)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via raggedybowtiesandfezzes)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via wearethefemmefatale)