runs like satan

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runs like satan

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hi im rachel and once someone told me i was kinda funny. and counting since 11 july 2012.

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

(via toddkraine)

trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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(Source: trust, via mileyyordie)

youdontevenliftt:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS

youdontevenliftt:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via fake-mermaid)

xbamboobonesx:

my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

(Source: its-only-make-believe, via abeautifulpotato)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via ch33r-upp-butt3rcup)

dutchster:

dutchster:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

(via cloakedfiguresandtheangels)

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

(via backstreetsblack)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via laugh-addict)

baracknobama:

'i feel like a heavy weight has been lifted off my shoulders' i say as i cut off my own head

(via smell-that-bacon)

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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(via unknown-data)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via marilyn-my-ho)

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

(via poohp)

(Source: dehuai, via apocalypse-no)

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my faceTHEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face

THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

(Source: thepenjones, via tender-bumhole)