runs like satan

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runs like satan

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hi im rachel and once someone told me i was kinda funny. and counting since 11 july 2012.

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

(Source: epic-humor, via someasshat)

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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stiles-stilinsking:

mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

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It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

this is why we need google

(Source: mattfrombusted, via laughcentre)

drakefan666:

caseynovaks:

adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania 

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via 5secsoftroyler)

(Source: hooddoggy, via bumtumbling)

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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ehtan:

australian parliament 

ehtan:

australian parliament 

(Source: familyguyfun, via sirzia)

hellofromtumblr:

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awwww-cute:


My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

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